put on your big-girl panties and DEAL WITH IT. I spend WAY too much time reading other peoples blogs when I'm bored at work. I feel the need to give props where props are due. Be careful folk this stuff is rated R but I give her an A++ for being able to be so free with her life and lifesytle....if only my blog were so interestin'.....but I think my honey might kill me if it was......mushy peas, mushy peas :)

Have you ever had a day where it's possible that you could kill just about everyone you work with and just burst into tears at any moment from the amount of stress you have? I'm having that today.....but, even though he probably doesn't want the world to see it...I'm posting it anyway, this is what I get to cheer me up from my baby:

I know you probably don’t need to here this right now babe but I have to tell you anyway. Please don’t let these cocksuckers get you down; you’re worth so much more than any of them give you credit for, and your worth at least a million whore, bitch, slut, idiot, bimbo, demented crazy fucking nut job Kelly. So baby please please please know that you are my absolute world and you’re a very good egg and as much as this place and the people in it piss us off we both need this place right now (I really don’t know what I’d do if you left) so please try and forget about the idiots and there stupidity and remember I love you so much it hurts and when I see you like this it almost tear’s me apart. There are two things you can be sure of Dawn, you work with a bunch of fucking retards and you have a man whole loves you more than life itself (or anything it has to offer for that matter). So baby cakes, cheer up, I know it’s not much but you do have me

That just makes everything all better! I'm one lucky gal!

14Kt White Gold Aquamarine and Diamond Ring .20ct TDW - ICE.com - Product Detail

So I was looking at my birthstone rings (cause I'm bored on a Friday) and found this one....it's BEAUTIFUL!!!!

....Been chillin' at the Holiday Inn....(ok, I lie, it was the Excel Inn)

***BUSTED***

So as my favorite Enlishmen and I were preparing for our weekend together (i.e. loading up my car with stuff at the Kohl's parking lot) we were unexpectedly caught by our resident psycho.

Yes, we have been outed! Granted we were kissing cause it looks as though a LOT is coming together with the sepatation of the wife and all, but I don't think either one of us expected to be caught like we were.

It's Wednesday though and everything is ok as far as work goes. I told a few people that I like and respect at work so they wouldn't be offended by hearing via rumor. But all and all Dayne and I are pretty happy we can finally call each other boyfriend/girlfriend out loud without worrying if someone will hear and tell the wrong person.

YAY!

The Fat Kid had his 21st birthday so were proud that he's all growed up (even if his mom did call and try and make him come home). I do have a video of him riding the bull at Gameworks, but I think the kid ruined his tummy the night before by puking too much so not much drinking ensued. We did have video game playing fun even if everyone else punked out (losers!)

So I'm off (starting tomorrow) to housesit for the next 10 days for my bro who's off to Cali with the wife and kids. I'm not exactly thrilled considering I have to be FURTHER from work than I want to be, but I'll live....and I get to spend a little extra time with Daynecakes. (it still doesn't sound right unless it comes from Matt.) YAY.....I'll keep ya posted...

And in case Beth is reading...email me Eric's email address please :)

Love ya baby!

So Anyways... This is close to one of the funniest and truthful things I've ever read!!! Check out her past coulumns. This is funny stuff! UPDATE 6/23: The article is now not on the link, but the website is still funny as heck!

My Secret Life As A Prostitute

Ok I don't really remember how I find these things, but I get bored at work. This is some "interesting" reading to say the least!

Sure Thing, Babs

I dig this chicka's blog, she makes me laugh. YAY!

....nothing left for me to do but DANCE.

Let's start off with a BIG O' SORRY to my bestest friend Beth for me not keepin' her more informed on my life. I hate having such a hectic schedule I can't even find time to call people anymore! You and I need to have dinner. SOON! And considering the fact you've been with your man for how long now DAMN....and I've been with mine for 6 months now (yep it's been 6 months!) we should really arrange to meet each others significant others.

I'm up in Pleasant Prairie right now (which I LOVE....sarcasim in case you didn't figure that one out....) and your man is in Lake Geneva, we should meet up for dinner on a Sunday we all have free (before the Faire starts cause I couldn't be nor could I drag Dayne to the Renisance Faire!)

Ok, apologies out of the way. So my soon to be roomies boyfriend gave her the boot, or should I say gave her 2 weeks notice. Situation goes Andy (Holly's man) just up and decided to move to Vegas. So, Monday night, he just tells Holly he's leaving at the end of the month. He's already put in his 2 weeks at work and got an apartment out in Vegas. Now you would think after dating someone for 6 months they would give you at least the common decency to talk with you about leaving. Nope not Andy, he gave Holly 2 weeks notice instead. No offence to her but I guess that's what you get when you date a 22 year old boy! An emotionally retarded boyfriend. Needless to say, Holly's better off. She's one of the most beautiful gals I've ever met outside and in. SO therefore if there are any guys out there looking for a hot blonde....I got a newly single one. (not you Kivi, I don't care if she is on your list.)

Speaking of the Kivster....he turns 21 at midnight on Thursday! YAY! Dayne and I are using it as an excuse to get out of town and get a hotel room for a little private intimate time we can't seem to manage now that I'm back at home. Of course we'll be partyin' the night away for the fat kids B-day, but then Dayne and I are going to have our own private party for Saturday. :) YAY.

It's time to go break the receptionist, and get some more coffee so I can make it through this REALLY long day! Damn I knew I shouldn't have taken out Holly last night to drown her sorrows, although my baby is hurting more than I it seems this morning. I love you sweets. (you too Beth....and the fat kid too.)

Later....

IT MAKES YOU RUN FASCHTER!

...they know what it what, but they don't know what is what...

So I started bringing my headphones to work so I don't have to here about a certain red head turned blonde talk about her giant greasy jigsaw puzzle. Yes ladies and gentleman, that's what she refers to the car she just bought to fix up. Or had her fiance buy to fix up, but likes to tell people she's going to be the one fixing it up. Somehow I can't see this coming from the girl who does her nails on a daily basis at work, but whatever. Work is better now, but I think she knows I do it cause of her so she now does less work. I may be busier BUT I do have the banging beats of Paul Oakenfold in my ears so I'm happy! YAY me. Not to mention I have a cute as hell boyfriend who reminds me a million times a day what a wonderful person I am and what a tool she is. So I'm loved, she's psychotic so NAH!

Anyway, not much is going on. I moved so my commute for the next few months is mini torture, but I'll live and soon enough I'll be living with the love of my life and Holly so it's just a matter of sacrifice now. So....anyone know a good townhome for rent for a good price in the vicinity of Glenview/Deerfield....keep your eyes peeled I have till October!!

http://timberkivi.blogspot.com turns 21 next weekend. We are taking the fat kid out to Gameworks for drunken video game fun. I think it'll be a blast considering I'm dating a big kid, and I couldn't see the Kivster in a banging night club his first weekend at an official grown up. Now Kivi, this does mean your mom can not call and ask the 'Fruity Pebbles' question anymore!!! Alrighty then...I'm outie, I actually am busy. Just a breather. AHHHH......there I feel better.

Love you honey.

....they just strut...what the F*@& (edited for under 21 audiences)