MySpace rant....

Stop, just STOP!

Seriously, who ARE these people?

You all know exactly who I'm talking about. The random people that email you on MySpace with fabulous lines like....

"You're beautiful, wanna chat? Love ya...."

Really you love me? You don't even KNOW me?

"I'd love to hit it sometime if you interested."

What in the HELL would make you think I'm interested? Is it my profile pic? Just to let you know, that's ART people by a pretty famous artist...Bounce!

"I hope you life is exciting, if not hit me up"

Are you kidding? Pound sand loser....

"U B one slammin' bitch, we should hook up"

Yes, these are ACTUAL quotes people. Why are you emailing me in text by the way? Those extra letters too hard to type? If you can't hold a conversation without using an extreme amount of slang, that includes everything from hillbilly to hip-hop....I'm not interested.

Just FYI if you have a monster truck on your page, are posing with a shirt with the sleeves ripped off, have a gay ass screen name like 'Domino' or 'The Man' or have a quote like, 'I'll make you scream' or '#1 Ladiesman' and I don't know you to know it's a joke, believe me I'm not going to email you back.

Just to mention it while I'm on the subject, stop requesting to be my friend if I don't know you. I don't just 'randomly' accept friends. You're NOT a 'friend' if I don't know you....stop asking. If you WANT to be my friend, send me an intelligent email that does not ask me to AIM you, or give me your phone number on the first email and MAYBE just MAYBE I won't think your a total freak.

Alright, I'm done.....

....and to that 'someone I've never met before' and you know who you are, stop asking about anal sex....you never stood a chance.